well. he's dead now

since jasper lost the tournament my roommate is putting him to death. you guys get to choose how he dies

how should jasper bite it

glue trap

gun

baked into a pie

crushed by falling piano

big mallet

dipped into acid like in roger rabbit

packer explosion

piranhas

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vote now for how my beautiful son perishes.

A microsoft paint drawing of Jasper dying in a glue trap.ALT

media depictions of hacking are so funny because it's all like dudes in hoodies with Anonymous masks in pitch darkness, and when you actually meet these ppl you realize 90% of hacking happens in one of these two rooms:

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this is true

Okay I think we haven't acted as if they were real people in awhile. What are Dean and Cas doing right now on this random Thursday in June

dean parked his car at home after a long day’s work, and he catches a glimpse of cas walking up and down the rows of his garden. at first dean thinks he’s inspecting the plants but as he comes closer he sees that cas looks annoyed and slightly concerned. out of having lived with cas for years dean realizes that cas probably left his phone out among the plants and it overheated, and now he can’t find it (again)

I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

Dearest Samantha,

I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks.

Best Wishes,
Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium

sorry i didn’t answer your texts. a dove wept and i had to listen

fat trans men i need y’all to know:

  • you can get top surgery while fat
  • you can go on hormones while fat
  • you can be in a loving relationship while fat
  • you can pass while fat
  • you can be worthy of love and respect and space while fat
  • you can have a respectful relationship with your body while fat
  • you can be trans while being fat!!!
  • being fat will not stop you from being trans!!!
  • i love you!!!

What a wise saying…

Here's some pics from yesterday night shooting! (I tried to put a small vid but Tumblr is very slow this morning, adding it later)

Not really spoilery, just a scene with people walking around. There was no main actors (or I didn't recognize them lol).

FYI: Some crew members were actually beside me, saw that I filmed and did not tell me to not share or whatever so PLEASE, no hate...

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a yellow knitted panel. it has the words 'circles and circles' stitched in red.ALT

think this is going to be a perpetual wip. no destination just loops n loops

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i dont want it i just need it

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

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